"Aaa, a dinosaur!"

"How hard can it be? I'm a monster alligator."

"What can I do for you sir?"

"I want to be a car."

“Nobody found out why Steve showed up for work in his diving flippers…”

“Jack couldn’t get it out of his head.”

“Jack doesn’t go to work anymore.“

“WHY!?”

“Steve had just married a mermaid, but Jack will never know.“

"Thinking about sex."

"Everything else."

"You better start lying Pinocchio!"

"Now you listen? Now you listen?! I told you this like 42 years ago! I'm old for f*ck's sake!"

"Like 42 years ago..."

"Gadhafi right, why don't we just kill that guy?"

"Nah... he is sufficiently anti-Marxist to be worth protecting."

...

"Yes... he is wearing the same sweater."

"Dog with man face."

"Man with dog face."

"He is provocative, but yet conservative. He is full of dualism."

"The way he uses the light is extraordinary. He has captured it perfectly."

"I belive he tries to tell us about the interaction between the diverse layers in society."

"I agree. He is a true master."

"It's a turd."

"Look at this!"

"Stop."

"This is amazing!"

"This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen!"

"I'm blind, duche."

"I know."

"Just fold her up and she will slide right under your bed."