Monday
Mar282011
Dinosaur?
Monday, March 28, 2011 at 03:27AM 
"Aaa, a dinosaur!"
"How hard can it be? I'm a monster alligator."
Monday, March 28, 2011 at 03:27AM Saturday
Mar262011
At the plastic surgeon
Saturday, March 26, 2011 at 07:16AM 
"What can I do for you sir?"
"I want to be a car."
Wednesday
Mar162011
Diving flippers
Wednesday, March 16, 2011 at 05:14PM 
“Nobody found out why Steve showed up for work in his diving flippers…”
“Jack couldn’t get it out of his head.”
“Jack doesn’t go to work anymore.“
“WHY!?”
“Steve had just married a mermaid, but Jack will never know.“
Monday
Mar142011
Average day in a man's life, in pie chart form
Monday, March 14, 2011 at 04:11PM I think we all know it's true.
"Thinking about sex."
"Everything else."
Sunday
Mar132011
The solution to the world's energy problems
Sunday, March 13, 2011 at 06:53PM
"You better start lying Pinocchio!"