It's been a while, but I'm back. Just felt like a fun think to draw about. Hope you like it!
"Aaa, a dinosaur!"
"How hard can it be? I'm a monster alligator."
"What can I do for you sir?"
"I want to be a car."
“Nobody found out why Steve showed up for work in his diving flippers…”
“Jack couldn’t get it out of his head.”
“Jack doesn’t go to work anymore.“
“Steve had just married a mermaid, but Jack will never know.“
I think we all know it's true.
"Thinking about sex."
"You better start lying Pinocchio!"
"Now you listen? Now you listen?! I told you this like 42 years ago! I'm old for f*ck's sake!"
"Like 42 years ago..."
"Gadhafi right, why don't we just kill that guy?"
"Nah... he is sufficiently anti-Marxist to be worth protecting."
"Yes... he is wearing the same sweater."
Don't ask me why...
"Dog with man face."
"Man with dog face."
"He is provocative, but yet conservative. He is full of dualism."
"The way he uses the light is extraordinary. He has captured it perfectly."
"I belive he tries to tell us about the interaction between the diverse layers in society."
"I agree. He is a true master."
"It's a turd."
F*ck me, it's been a long time since last post. Been busy... or something. Well. The news sux so I went for the freak part of me instead:) Enjoy.
"Look at this!"
"This is amazing!"
"This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen!"
"I'm blind, duche."
"Just fold her up and she will slide right under your bed."
"It's just a little bird." (Random Dictator)
"Let's zoom in on that bird."
Going for weird.
"Sir, is that your truck?"
"No, it's Steve's"
It just came to me.
"Hehehe, I'm replacing the sacramental wine with rectified alcohol."
Many things in the world sucks right now, but we might as well joke about it.
"What is the cause of catastrophic weather events, the question we all are asking ourselves? Over to you Tom."
"Thank you Bill. Well as we can see here it’s these two combined weather phenomena."
"What do we got there? Your speech bubble was covering the chart."
"Jesus Christ + Open bar."
Perhaps we need to look closer?
"Hey Economy, it looks like you've made a full recovery."
I have always wondered...
"Aren’t you supposed to bring babies?"
"Not to old people."
"Thank you Stork!"